These are Adomas’s top 10 quotes by Homer Simpson
- Homer no function beer well without.
- This gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
- When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the Bible tells us, “Let your children run wild and free.”
- Me fail English? That’s unpossible. (This one is acctually by Ralf, but I can so relate to it!)
- How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
- “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
- If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
- I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?
- Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
- [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
July 22nd by Adomas Kontautas (Make Money Online With Income Hero)