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		<title>Keeping insanity at bay&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 09:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don&#8217;t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Minute Management Course</title>
		<link>http://www.carpetdog.co.uk/blog/2007/07/27/the-5-minute-management-course/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.  When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you $800 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homer’s Top 10 Quotes</title>
		<link>http://www.carpetdog.co.uk/blog/2007/07/22/homer%e2%80%99s-top-10-quotes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are Adomas&#8217;s top 10 quotes by Homer Simpson

Homer no function beer well without.
This gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Be A Kid Again</title>
		<link>http://www.carpetdog.co.uk/blog/2007/04/21/be-a-kid-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things to do today&#8230;

Do a cartwheel.
Sing into your hairbrush.
Walk barefoot in wet grass.
Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces.
Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
Dunk your cookies.
Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
Change [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing here &#8211; Move along now</title>
		<link>http://www.carpetdog.co.uk/blog/2006/11/21/nothing-here-move-along-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 19:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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