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		<title>Here Is A Story For You&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Gary Halbert Letter
Here Is A Story For You&#8230;
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		<title>Father Christmas found dead :-&#124;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Spoof : Father Christmas Killed in Tragic Sleigh Accident, Say Cash-Strapped Parents
St Nicholas, the jovial and benevolent bearer of Christmas gifts
died when his custom-made sleigh collided with a Jumbo Jet just outside the North Pole, newly-impoverished parents reported to their children yesterday.
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		<title>Hollywood Gossip &#8211; Life Altering Knowledge &#8211; and More!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 20:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Throw Dubya Out The Window!
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said&#8230;
Related Posts:It is all about free method to generate trafficHow To Generate Traffic Using Only Free Methods at Get Your Site IndexedMy Inspiration - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photo Sharing and Rating &#8211; well funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 17:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo Sharing and Rating &#8211; nicelol.com  
nicelol is the place for the best pictures ever and people who like to party
Powered by ScribeFire.
Related Posts:Typos - Search eBay and find cheap typo auctions FREE!School Photo - Southville Primary, Bristol, England - circa 1974Here Is A Story For You...Slideshows are boring. Your images are not.30 Ajax-Powered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 5 Minute Management Course</title>
		<link>http://www.carpetdog.co.uk/blog/2007/07/27/the-5-minute-management-course/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 16:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.  When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you $800 [...]]]></description>
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