Author Archives: CarpetDog
I can predict keyword trends!
I know you must be wondering how exactly you can predict keyword trends. Well, it’s now possible. See, while most everyone out there is running all different type of reports with their latest, greatest keyword tools, all the tools have … Continue reading
The Definition of Love
by Andrew Marvell (1621-1678) My Love is of a birth as rare As ’tis for object strange and high: It was begotten by despair Upon Impossibility. Magnanimous Despair alone. Could show me so divine a thing, Where feeble Hope could … Continue reading
Steve Dorrington – Rare indeed
Steve There are 373,766 people in the U.S. with the first name Steve. Statistically the 153rd most popular first name. More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Steve are male. Names similar to Steve: Steven Stephen Dorrington … Continue reading
Keeping insanity at bay…
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks … Continue reading
I’m Sorry to Everyone Who Knows Me But…
I would like to make this public apology to anyone who knows me. Everyone who knows me, knows my musical tastes. I have tastes that fit my age nicely. Well something happened on Saturday night… I had just knocked up … Continue reading
Just upgraded to WP 2.3 and…
It all went to bat sh*t. I have some plugins, you know those things that do stuff on the blog, and they’re not compatible… Well hopefully it is all sorted out now and back up and running. Lesson of the … Continue reading
Do you have experiences of bad coders?
Having experience of using local and outsourced programmers: Never EVER believe the following from a programmer: 1. Examples of work* (unless on the site of someone you know and they’ve been openly using it for at least 3-6 months) 2. … Continue reading
5 mistakes designers tend to make
excellent article on web design mistakes clipped from www.articlefollow.com 1. PDF files for online reading Users hate coming across a PDF file while browsing, because it breaks their flow. Even simple things like printing or saving documents are difficult because … Continue reading
Where have you been to my lovely?
Sorry, been well busy doing stuff. If you look hard enough you will easily find out what I’ve been up to… It’s not rocket science, but you will have to read to find out. Don’t you love a mystery? “Money … Continue reading